- COCKTAILS -
Our cocktails and our bartenders have a few things in common: inventive, timeless, and top of the class. Our seasonal menu is crafted with care and creativity by the Principal’s bartenders with a strong understanding of what makes a good cocktail great.
Get ready to find your favorite new drink.
THE ADMINISTRATION
FAVORITE & ESSENTIAL
$12
The Secretary's Seasonal Mule
Family Jones Gin, Tart Apple, Housemade Ginger Beer, Lime
$12
$14
Principal’s Old Fashioned
Lafayette Cognac, Maple Syrup, Bitters
$14
$13
Vice Principle's Punch
Redemption Rye, Flor de Canna Rum, Genepy, Pear, Almond Syrup, Bitters
$13
$14
Coach’s Coffee
Cinnamon Whiskey, Vanilla Syrup, Espresso. Served Cold or Hot With Whipped Cream
$14
SUMMER SHENANIGANS
summer cocktails brought to you by the administration
$14
Bottle Rocket
Cachaca, Lime, Blue Curacao, Blackberry Syrup, Almond Syrup, Egg White
$14
$15
Good Ol' Fashioned Fuk
Fuk Whiskey, pear syrup, bitters
$15
$12
Will O Wisp
Mythology Vodka, Lemon, Pear, Creme de Violette, Sparkling Wine
$12
$13
Bullet with Blackberry Wings
Redemption Bourbon, Lime, Mint, Blackberries and Shrub
$13
CHAPTER 1: READING & WRITING
Classic combinations to foster a love of delicious cocktails.
$11
Required Reading
Cachaca, Smith and Cross Rum, Lime, Demerara, Mint and Soda Water
$11
by Elle
$14
Aperol of My Eye
Aperol, Tart Apple, Lemon, Sparkling Wine and Soda Water
$14
by Madi
$14
Funky with a P
Smith and Cross Rum, Planteray 5 year, Blackberry, Bitters
$14
by Elle
$11
Study Hall
Campo Bravo Tequila, Orange Suau, Vanilla, Espresso, Soda Water
$11
by Elle
CHAPTER 2: MATH & SCIENCE
Calculated cocktails that are balanced and by-the-book.
$12
80 HD
Roku Gin, Creme de Violette, Lemon, Lavender
$12
by Sam
$11
Golden Hour
Pepper infused Tequila, Aperol, Pineapple, Lemon
$11
by Elle
$14
Thunderstone
400 Conejos Mezcal, Stellina Limoncello, Passionfruit, Honey, Lemon
$14
by Madi
$14
Aphrodite
Pepper infused Tequila, Grapefruit, Agave, Lime, Egg White
$14
by Madi
CHAPTER 3: ARTS & MUSIC
Whimsical and offbeat cocktails to excite your senses.
$13
Rose Garden Rendezvous
Cocchih Rosa, Lemon, Demerara, Almond Syrup
$13
by Elle
$12
AfternoonD-Lite
Planteray Rum, Passionfruit, Vanilla, Lemon, Grenadine, Soda Water
$12
by Madi
$11
Bramblin Man
Family Jones Gin, Blackberry Shrub, Lemon, Pineapple, Almond Syrup, Black Currant
$11
by Elle
$14
Samba Number Five
Cachaca, Tart Apple, Lime, Spicy Bitters
$14
by Aaron
CHAPTER 4: CLASSICS & OLD SCHOOL DARLINGS
These drinks walked so we could run
$14
Vieux Carre
Rye, Brandy, Sweet Vermouth, Bitters
$14
$13
Gold Rush
Tennessee Whiskey, honey, Lemon
$13
$12
Jungle Bird
Rum, Campari, Pineapple, Lime
$12
$14
Paloma
Tequila, Agave, Lime, Grapefruit
$14
$11
Cosmopolitan
Vodka, Triple Sec, Cranberry, Lime
$11
$13
Daiquiri
Rum, Lime, Demerara
$13
$13
Aviation
Dry Gin, Maraschino, Crème de Violette, Lemon
$13
$13
Corpse Reviver #2
Gin, Triple Sec, Cocchi Americano, Lemon
$13
- Beer -
CHAPTER 5: BEER & CIDER
MKT
Draft Beer
Rotating Guest Taps (see chalkboard or ask your bartender)
MKT
CANS & BOTTLES
$7.5
Ballroom Beer
American Lager | Call to Arms Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
Good Day IPA
Hazy IPA | FH Beerworks
$7.5
$7.5
Moped
Blood Orange Wheat | New Image Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
La Clawsuit
Seltzer | Call to Arms Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
Sticky Paws
Honey Wheat | FH Beerworks
$7.5
$7.5
Tangerine Cream
Cream Ale | Station 26 Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
Raspberry Blonde
Blonde | FH Beerworks
$7.5
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Seasonal
Rotating Selection
MKT
- WINE -
CHAPTER 6: WINE
RED
$10
Principal's Red Blend
Colorado
$10
$13
/
$52
Merlot
California | Parducci
$13
/
$52
$13
/
$52
Pinot Noir
California | Embroidery
$13
/
$52
$12
/
$48
Cabernet Franc
France | Cabernet Frank
$12
/
$48
WHITE
$10
Principal’s White Blend
Colorado
$10
$12
/
$48
Chardonnay
California | Capo Nativo
$12
/
$48
$12
/
$48
Pinot Gris
Villa Wolf | Germany
$12
/
$48
$13
/
$52
Inzolia
Tenuta Sallier De la Tour | Italy
$13
/
$52
$13
/
$52
Sauvignon Blanc
Koyle | Chile
$13
/
$52
ROSÉ
$9
/
$36
Rosé
Garnacha Rosa | Spain
$9
/
$36
SPARKLING
$10
/
$40
Blanc de Blancs Brut
Prince de Richemont | France
$10
/
$40
SANGRIA
$10
Principal’s Sangria
Homemade
$10
- Non-Alcoholic -
CHAPTER 7: NON-ALCOHOLIC
$6
Great White Buffalo
Pineapple, Lavender, Lemon, Rose Water, Tonic
$6
$6
Baldur's Brew
Almond Syrup, Pear Syrup, Lime, Soda Water
$6
$6
Pometheus
Pomegranate, Blueberry, Lime, Ginger Beer, Bitters
$6
COLD RELIABLE
$4
Housemade Ginger Beer
10oz
$4
$5
Cold Brew + Ginger Beer
10oz
$5
$5
Vanilla Bitters Soda
10oz
$5
$4
Lemonade
16oz
$4
$6
Flavored Lemonade
16oz
$6
(ask your bartender for current flavors)
- COFFEE & TEA -
Our coffee and tea program is the valedictorian of brews, with curated selections from our favorite local and national producers. Each cup is made using methods that bring out the badass in every cup. Here’s a little primer on what we serve here.
COFFEE DRINKS
Additional syrup (Lavender, Maple, Vanilla, Chai, Caramel, Demerara, Agave, Strawberry, Blueberry) + $0.75 Alternative milk (Almond, Coconut, Oat, Brevé) + $0.95
$3
Espresso
2 oz.
$3
$5
Latte
12oz.
$5
$4.5
Cappuccino
6 oz.
$4.5
$6
Housemade Mocha
12 oz.
$6
$4
Macchiato
3 oz.
$4
$4
Cortado
4.5 oz.
$4
$3.5
Americano
12 oz.
$3.5
$3
Bottomless Drip Coffee
12oz.
$3
$5
Cold Brew
12 oz.
$5
MKT
Pour Over
12 oz.
MKT
SPECIALTY COFFEE
$7
Inkheart
espresso, ganache, cayenne, steamed milk
$7
$7
Hundred Acres
espresso, spiced syrup, steamed milk
$7
$7
Blueberries for All
espresso, blueberry, caramel, steamed milk
$7
$6
Saturday Morning Cartoons
espresso, cereal infused milk
$6
BOOZY COFFEE
$13
Espresso Martini
Vodka, Housemade Coffee Liqueur, Vanilla, Espresso
$13
$12
Carajillo
Espresso, Licor 43, Vanilla
$12
$14
Coach's Coffee
Cinnamon Whiskey, Licor 43, Vanilla
$14
Served Hot or Cold
TEA OFFERINGS
$3
Earl of Grey
$3
Black
$3
Meditative Mind
$3
White
$3
Blood Orange Smoothie
$3
Caffeine-free
$3
Flu Fighter
$3
Caffeine-free
Chamomile
Caffeine-free
SPECIALTY TEA LATTES
$4
Mary Poppins
Earl of Grey, vanilla syrup, steamed milk
$4
$4
Secret Garden
Jasmine tea, Lavender, Steamed Milk
$4
$5
Chai Latte
Housemade Chai, Steamed Milk
$5
- Boozy Brunch -
$10
French 75
$10
$10
Bloody Mary
$10
$10
Michelada
$10
$10
Mimosa
$10
$40
Mimosa Flight
Bottle with juice flight
$40
- Honor RolL -
cocktails at the top of their class
$10
Daddy Issues
Rum, pineapple, lime, lavender syrup
$10
$10
Truancy Old Fashioned
Bourbon, demerara, bitters
$10
$10
Pom Pom
Vodka, triple sec, pomegranate juice, grenadine
$10
$10
Extra Credit
Tequila, blood orange, demerara, lime
$10
$10
Teacher's Pet
Gin, aperol, lemon, blackberry syrup
$10
$10
Band Geek
Vodka, lime, agave, grenadine, soda
$10
$10
Bookworm
Bourbon, sweet vermouth, 291 the Decc, bitters
$10
$10
Skip Day
Vodka, lemon, lavender, bitters, tonic
$10